kegilaan bersama the babi eek :)

rabu pagi, jam 9 berangkat untuk nyontreng SBY (LANJUTKAN!!). nunggu lidia lamaaaaa banget, jam 11 dia baru berangkat buat nyontreng. balik nyontreng jam 11an. trus lidia dan cindy langsung kerumah gue buat curhat, karena si lidia lagi" putus sama bowo. setelah memberikan nasehat ini-itu. akhirnya kita bertiga meLANJUTKAN untuk makan es buah dirumah cindy. abis makan es buah, kita bingung mau ngapain. alhasil kita bertiga foto" di depan rumah cindy.



pas lagi duduk duduk di teras kecapekan abis foto", kita bertiga mempunyai ide GILA untuk membuat video narsis pake lagu Jagoan nya Sherina. yang nanti nya akan gue upload ke narsis.tv hahahahaha..

best friends :)

for my BEST FRIENDS, Cindy and Lidia :)

you are that kind of a jewel to me,
who is as precious as the,
diamond which sinked,
when the titanic sanked.

you are that kind of a star,
that always sparkles and,
looks different from others.
you are that star with whom,
i sometimes talk,
when i am sad.

you are that talking picture to me,
with whom i talk,
when i fell awkward to say,
something in front of you.

you are that friend to me,
to the destiny has forgot to give me as,
A SISTER.

you are like a beautiful rainbow to me,
who makes me smile,
when i've been through a storm.

you are not less than,
a comic character,
whom i love a lot and,
who makes me fell happy and laugh.

you are the one who makes me feel that,
i am someone and,
i have cetain duties to carry on.

you are like an inspiration to me,
when i've lost all hopes,
and you bring out a world inside of me,
that i never knew i had.

you are the my friend,
for whom i would,
like to take millions of births,
to thank you,
for what you have done for me-----from the begining to the end.

you are the friend,
infront of whom,
i never make excuses,
and never tells lies.
because you know me,
better than anyone would ever had.
you know me by my faults and demerits,
rather than my,
few good points.

you are a friend,
who is always close to me,
on whom i can always count on,
who multiplies my JOYS and SORROWS,
by a smile and a laugh.

you are a friend,
who knows what i am thinking.
What my likes and dislike are,
what i wished to be,
and that always think good of me.

you are like a candle,
who's flame glows brighter,
at the time of darkness.

you are a friend,
with whom i celebrate,
the happiness you give to me,
with whom i would like to make,
everyday of my life A HOLIDAY,
and want to celebrate it as never before.



you are a friend,
who always forgives me,
even though when i am wrong.

you are friend,
who is always there,
and,
will be always there,
in my life, no matter what.
and not like the waves upon the sand,
day and night.

YOU and I are something else,
like the permanent things,
there fatty me,
or my smeely socks,
which never goes away.

you are a friend,
who will accompany me,
to the end,
no matter what!

you are a friend,
to whom i would like,
to give one gift,
THE ABILITY TO SEE YOURSELF,
as the others do.
because except this,
i don't have he ther precious gift for you.

you are a friend,
to whom,
i hate to say GOOD BYE,
because i need you and,
want you to be always,
near and closer to me.

each day spent with you is better than the last.
and my first day spent with you was the best day of my life.

you are the friend,
who thinks i am a good egg,
even though you know,
i am slightly cracked.

you are a friend,
who has given me everything.
from a good advice,
to a pep talk,
when i was sad.

you are the reason,
for my smile.
you are the reason,
for my sucess.
you are the reason,
for my good behavior with others.
you are the reason,
for everything good in me.

you are a friend,
i sometimes share a silence,
yet feel so comfortable.

you are a friend,
who never let me realized,
that i am not in a level with you,
that i don't deserve you,
that i am not as good and as great as you are,
and that,
as beautiful and as nice by heart as you.

you never looked down upon me but ,
always encouraged me.

to have a friend like you,
TINNY,
is my highest delight of my life.

you are a friend,
that provides me with strength,
when i need the most.

i value you more than i value my life.
so, when i say, YOU ARE MY FRIEND, it's just means,
YOU ARE MY LIFE.

Now we are a kind of friends,
who have shared,
so much laughter,
so many tears.
i know,
we are not sister by birth,
but sisters,
whom destiny has forgot to give us,
and there's something,
that puts us together by hearts.

I THANK YOU for all the,
kindness, honesty, warmth and goodness,
you have shown to me.
And in return,
i have the,
BLOOD OF MY BODY,
ALL FOR YOU.

billy!! use your brain, silly!!

disini gue mau nyeritain tentang sahabat gue yang namanya Billy. anak ke 4 dari 4 bersaudara, pasangan Bapak Al-Amin dan Ibu Fatihah. nggak heran kalo orang" suka ngatain dia pake baca surat al-fatihah. karena didalam surat al-fatihan terdapat kata" amin. jd otomatis, sekali baca surat al-fatihah, udah bisa nyindir orangtua si billy. hahaha..

billy nggak ganteng, tp bisa dibilang SOK GANTENG tepatnya.



hal ini bisa dibuktikan, karena setiap foto cewek yang ada di hp nya (*entah ngebluetooth dari mana) dia bilang, ITU CEWEK GUE VANN!! gue kadang suka nggak ngerti sm dia. apalagi sama kebodohan dia yang menurut gue sangat, sangat dan sangat bikin BT gue ilang dalam sekejap. mungkin dia emang udah distel kayak gitu sama yang diatas, dan dipertemukan dengan gue. gue yang galak, bad mood'an, judes dan nyebelin. dipertemukan sama seorang temen yang kerjaannya ketawa, tolol, lucu dsb.. sehingga kalo gue lagi ada sm dia, nggak akan bad mood.

sempat terfikir di otak gue, ini manusia bukan??
karna lebih banyak kebodohan yang dia tunjukan ke gue daripada kepintaran!!
kalo lo semua pernah baca postingan gue yang lama, mungkin lo ngerti maksud gue!!
sikapnya yg konyol, mukanya yg mirip mr.bean dan juga otaknya nyungsep kebawah mendekati pantat. hahahahaha..
sifatnya yg suka ngaku" kalo itu pacarnya, sifatnya yg suka ngaku" tentang segala hal, bikin gue fudul (*mau tau, red).
banyak ketololan dihidup gue yang dibuat sama dia dan permainan apapun yang kita buat.

1buah cerita yang mau gue ceritain tentang billy, ini bukan aib. hanya ketololan seorang Billy. ckckckckck..
oke, kita mulai ceritanya (*rada hiperbola dikit ya kata"nya, tp ini FAKTA!!).

pada suatu hari, billy sedang dilanda kejenuhan karna ia tidak memiliki pacar yg bisa mengsms'nya setiap hari dan menyanyakan "km udah makan belum??", "km lagi apa?", "km udah sholat?", "km udah mandi?" (*ini pertanyyan yg setiap hari gue tanyain ke cowok gue. hahaha..), dsb.
dia tampak murung, teman"nya yg lain sudah memiliki pacar. hanya dia yg belum. ckckck.. TRAGIS!!

hingga pada suatu saat, ada cewek yang mengsms'i dia, nama wanita itu Marsha. haru" billy pun berubah menjadi hari" yg menyenangkan dan menggembirakan. tidak ada satupun raut yg menunjukkan kalau ia sedang murung. sampai" dia melupakan teman"nya termasuk GUE!!

2minggu setelah dia jadian sama Marsha (*kalo gak salah nih, gue lupa!!), Nuel nyamperin gue yg lagi main basket sama anak" cowok lainnya dilapangan deket mesjid. dia berkata,

Nuel : vann, hari sabtu di 48 ada pensi. bintang tamunya Goodnight Electric, mau dateng gak lo? pasti mau, lo kan eksis!!
gue : hmm.. indie nya siapa aja??
Nuel : ada KillingMeInside, ice cream for isc cream, dsb.. ikut yaaak!! HARUS!!
gue : gue sama siapa dongggg?? sama lo yaaa??
Nuel : gue sama Ryando vann, lo ajak siapa kek!!
gue : (*nanyain anak" satu-satu, gak ada yg mau. TAHIK!!) gak aa yg mau, weng!!
Nuel : billy tuh, mau dia pasti!!
gue : dia kan lg sibuk sm pacar barunya tuh, si Marsha.
Benji : labrak aja vann, nih gue punya no hp nya!
gue : lo aja sana!! yaudah weng, ntar gue tanya lagi ke Billy deh.
(*malam harinya, besok pensi nya)
sibuk sms billy, karna gue pingin banget nonton GE. hahahaha..
gue : bill, besok nonton pensi yuk!! bareng gue, gak ada temen nih gue. nuel sm ryando! anak" lain gak mau ikut, gak ada duit katanya.
billy : (*lama bales sms gue 30menitan ada kali)
gue : tai lo bill, bales kagak sms gue!!
billy : gue mau sih pergi, tapi sm cewek gue kayaknya.
gue : ahh, epet lo ah! udah ya!!



keesokkan harinya, sore ajm 4an.
billy : (*didepan rumah gue, manggil") vanni, vanni, vanni!!
gue : apa lo, njing?
billy : lo jd nonton pensi?
gue : jadi kok, gue kerumah temen gue dulu didaerah BR. knp?
billy : bareng gue aja deh!!
gue : emang Marsha lo mana? gak jadi lo nonton sm dia??
billy : dia mah abu harat (*tukang bohong)!!
gue : oh, yaudah deh kalo gitu, gue sama lo. kerumah ueng dulu yuk!!
billy : yuk, tadi juga udah ada ryando di bale.
(*jalan kaki kerumah nuel, nongkrong di bale depan rumah nuel sama ryando juga)
ryando : naek apa lo ntar?
billy : naik motor gue, oiya lupa. temenin gue nyari spion yuk vann!!
gue : lo gak punya spion?? anjroott!!
billy : kagak, udah buruan.
(capek gue ngetik, pokoknya intinya billy minjem spion kerumah Mas Bayu. udah gitu cuma pake 1 helm dr cijantung ke pinang ranti. dan plat motor cuma ada di belakang doang. gak bawa STNK sm SIM juga. trs kita ber2 ditangkep polisi depan tamini square deket belokan ke pinang ranti. pas ditangkep polisi billy ngambil jalan pintas buat masuk ke pos polisi. tiba" billy jatoh masuk ke got yg tingginya 1,5M. hahahaha.. polisinya ngakak, gue ngakak, orang" yg liat juga pada ngakak. didalem pos polisi gue ketemu mantan gue jaman SD, hahahahaha.. masih ganteng dia, dan masih inget gue juga tentunya!!)


5hari setelah pensi SMA 48 Jakarta.
Benji beli pulsa di warung, pulsanya elektrik jadi harus nulis no disitu.
diatas tulisan no benji, benji liat nomer yg dia kenal.
dia tanya sama mbak" penjual pulsa itu.
Benji : mbak henna, ini no siapa ya? kok familiar bgt ya nomernya?
Mbak henna : itu nomernya si itu, nanda putra.
Benji : oh, nanda yg rumahnya disitu ya?
Mbak henna : iya, kenapa nji emangnya?
Benji : nomernya familiar banget, mbak!!
Mbak henna : coba di missedcall aja, nji!!!
Benji : iya ya? (*nyoba missedcall no nanda, dan ternyataaaaaa......!!!!!)
Benji lagi : (*SHOCK!! lari ke rental PS yg jaraknya cuma 5meter dr tempat jualan pulsa (alias 1tempat) manggil anak" buat ke tempat pulsa dan nunjukin no nya nada putra tadi)
anak" : kenapa lo nji? kesurupan.
benji : gue shock berat nyet!!
anak" : kenapa?
benji : liat nih nomer, trus lo missedcall!!
anak" :(*ambil hp nyoba missedcall. trs SHOCK juga!! tp ketawa!!)
mbak henna : (*bingung) kenapa sih lo pada?
anak" : coba missedcall no ini pake hp saya deh mbak!!
mbak henna : (*ngambil hp anak itu trs missedcall no nanda putra, tp yg tertera di hp anak itu bukan nama nanda putra!! shock juga!!) ini beneran!!
anak" : beneran mbak, asli ini maaah!!
mbak henna : oh (*masih SHOCK!!)
benji : eh, SEBAR aja yukk!!
anak" : yaudah, kasih tau vanni deh!!
benji : iya, biar dia yg ngasih tau ke orangnya.
anak" : iya" bener!!



(*gue dipanggil anak" ke rental ps)
gue : kenapa?
anak" : lo punya no ceweknya billy gak?
gue : ada, kenapa? mau nikung temen sendiri ya? jangan lah!!
anak" : ogah juga gue!!
gue : trus??
benji : coba lo missedcall nih nomer pake hp lo deh, trs lo liat nama di contact lo siapa!!
gue : (*ngerogoh kantong, ngambil hp, mencet nomer, SHOCK!!) anjroot, ini beneran??
anak" : iya, benji tuh yg nemuin.
gue : hmm.. pantesan!!
anak" : kenapa van?
gue : pas kemaren gue ke pensi, ceweknya billy gak mau ikut. udah gitu pas fathon minta tolong gue buat liatin friendsternya ceweknya billy yg muncul kok ini orang.
anak" : hahahahahahaha.. billy pacaran sm NANDA PUTRA meeeennnnn!! hahahahahha...
gue : anjing, gue SHOCK berat nih!!

(*hari berikutnya, gue ceritain semuanya ke billy sampe dia juga ikutan SHOCK dan ilfeel sm tuh cowok yg bernama NANDA PUTRA alias MARSHA!!)
hari" billy kembali tidak berwarna. dan mulai saat itu, ia selalu dicaci maki anak" jika berpapasan dengan nanda putra. hahahahahhahaaa...



ps : kalo pacaran sama orang, ketemu dulu atau minimal liat foto. masih bagus kalo orangnya jelek, nah kalo sama kelaminnya?? kan repot!! hahahahaha..